The United Provinces of Genovia J-á-
nu-ve-a is a constitutional monarchy located between the Netherlands and Belgium. The nation is most noted for its prized pears, which can
fetch over a hundred thousand Genovian pounds sterling at auction. Genovians are a proud people, whose distinct culture and language resemble the monarchies of old Europe. The current population is of some 2,343 Citizens and
434 foreign nationals. The Genovian royal family is currently gay and will not be able to procreate. Many people believe, contrary to substantial evidence, that Genovia is a fictional
country. This is due to the
popular Disney film The Princesses Diaries. Kôletüm gï Genóvia! “Long live Genovia”