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General Lunacy 

NOT the name of an Evil General but, rather, part to of out reasons to commit violence! Let's get it!

Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
This is it folks! We're down to the last one! I spoiled it in one of the previous posts but today we're making it official! #1: Molestation cover-up! You were molested. It was lame. But when the incident was brought to light it was covered up by the authorities of some kind of 'Abstract authority worshipping sex cult (i.e. "Society" that's literally what "society" means BY DEFINITION)' And THAT is ALSO lame. It's weak sauce and it isn't unreasonable to want to punish them. If not for their need to preserve their ability to invoke abstract authority (at all costs, up to and including molestation cover-up) you wouldn't be killing them. That sounds like their own damn fault to me! If 'Not letting the wrong people look bad' wasn't more important than truth and justice. You wouldn't be killing them. 10/10 probably a perfectly fine reason to kill.

So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
General Lunacy by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007