gember

LONG DICK MAN WHO FUCKED HIS FRIENDS MOM

Damn gembers Dick is so big

by PapiChuloo February 7, 2017

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gumbercules

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

gemmer

to describe someone in Clash of Clans as a bad player because they buy the in-game currency and advance to the top level, rather than learn over time.

You see that gemmer base? The Town Hall is outside!

by BigtimeJabroniBubba October 5, 2016

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Geber

The type of guy who’s dependable, honest and very blunt with his thoughts. He won’t think twice before acting and has a strong character. He’s a born leader. He has a good heart but is also hard headed. He strives to be the best and wants the best for others before himself. He is a very good friend but keeps his circle close. He’s trustworthy and a good listener and even better at advice. He’s the one you call when you need anything and can depend on at all times. He tends to be quiet when nervous but when exposed to the environment he’s used to he’s the least quiet. He knows how to have a good time and accept change. He likes to better himself and is goal setter and getter. He is amazing. He is one of a kind.

“Geber is a good friend, he’s there when I need him most”

“Geber has a cute smile”

by You’recute9.20 September 21, 2019