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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
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Gumbercules 

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"
Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017
to describe someone in Clash of Clans as a bad player because they buy the in-game currency and advance to the top level, rather than learn over time.
You see that gemmer base? The Town Hall is outside!
gemmer by BigtimeJabroniBubba October 5, 2016

Gerber Sauce 

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
Gerber Sauce by A.O.S. September 3, 2007
The type of guy who’s dependable, honest and very blunt with his thoughts. He won’t think twice before acting and has a strong character. He’s a born leader. He has a good heart but is also hard headed. He strives to be the best and wants the best for others before himself. He is a very good friend but keeps his circle close. He’s trustworthy and a good listener and even better at advice. He’s the one you call when you need anything and can depend on at all times. He tends to be quiet when nervous but when exposed to the environment he’s used to he’s the least quiet. He knows how to have a good time and accept change. He likes to better himself and is goal setter and getter. He is amazing. He is one of a kind.
“Geber is a good friend, he’s there when I need him most”

“Geber has a cute smile
Geber by You’recute9.20 September 21, 2019