Geilo 

An expression to describe a situation, an event or your feelings. It has a strongly positive connotation, and is used, when one is hyped about something that happened.

Jack: Are you hyped for Cyberpunk 2077?
Mortimer: I swear bro, it's gonna be Geilo!

Geilo by Miilan December 11, 2020

Ghilo Humour 

When you laugh at something with no inherent comedic value.

"Yo did you know Spongebob is a sponge?"
"That's some proper Ghilo Humour that."

Ghilo Humour by aRandomBantalope April 19, 2020

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

geilivable 

"Gelivable" means something is cool, or cooperative. And "ungelivable" means just the opposite.

"Gelivable" is a Chinese word in English alphabet, with its original form in pinyin "geili". It used to be a regional dialect meaning something is cool or supportive. "Gei" means "to give" or "to be given." "Li" means "ability" "power" or "force." So together they mean "to give force (to)" "be capable of."

For example, when you are downloading at a speed of 1 TB/s, it is very "geilivable."

geilivable by Geili June 29, 2012

urban geologist

A crack smoker; One who smokes rocks. Is often found in an inner city environment.

Urban geologists mugged me for crack money behind the liquor store.

urban geologist by Stan Smith July 19, 2005

Geologist 

Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.

Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).

There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.

The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.

Geologist by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009

gello.__

They like fnaf TOH and fnf

gello.__ is cool

gello.__ by vibing_lOlYT July 11, 2021