geeksplain

When someone who's definitively geekier (and smarter) than you explains a concept using words and terms you probably don't "get" or "care about."

Randy didn't know anything about Drows, so Dustin geeksplained it to him. Now he knows more than he'll ever need to about the Underdark.

geeksplain by ChopperDave Heyo October 27, 2022

geeksploit 

v. To trick computer engineers into working many hours for free, just by allowing them to set their own hours and wear whatever clothes they want to wear. The word is the fusion of "geek" and "exploit."

I'm taking a bath on this program. I have to learn how to geeksploit better so I can wring the cost over-runs out of my employees.

geeksploit by Dan Weyandt November 22, 2007

geeksplanation 

A complex, long and detailed explanation of a subject that usually only the speaker has any interest at all in the information. Everyone else lost interest at some point (usually at the beginning) of the conversation.

I experienced a brain aneurysm about 5 secs into Ted's geeksplanation about why Star Wars stormtroopers always missed their target.

geeksplanation by Spry Jack October 22, 2018

geekspank 

A NOUN that describes magazines dedicated to technical information. The reader must be looking forward to pouring over each issue to get every last detail.

My friend Adam's bedroom floor is covered in Geekspank. He waits anxiously for the each issue of tape-op to come to his parents mail box. "I can't wait to read about the X4000St rev. 2 it supposed to make the rev 1 one sound so Janky.

geekspank by Daniel Cantor October 7, 2006

gensplain 

Gensplaining is when someone of a very different generation from you thinks they know more than you about something you are an expert in, mainly due to the era you were born / grew up in, and condescendingly takes the time to 'explain' to you how it works (similar to mansplaining).

A 25 year old kid in a shop tried to gensplain to me all about vinyl records and how they related to the length of radio singles 'back in the 70s' the other day; she must have missed the fact I'm over 50 and actually lived through it, or else thought I was senile.

gensplain by Golden years June 21, 2017

Greeksplain

It's like Mansplain, but for greeks only. A Greeksplainer is a man or woman from Greece who is there on the internet ready to comment with how practically everything in modern civilization originated in Ancient Greece. They usually brag culture and education they basically don't have and think no one else outside of Greece has ever been in school. When confronted with true facts and education, their last resort insulting you personally.

Another Greeksplainer! Dear Lord. Are you all on the internet? Don't you have jobs?

Greeksplain by Gioitaly77 November 4, 2025

geekspacing

When IT professionals, developers, etc. leave empty seats between their neighbors in a lecture, conference, or other large group setting.

Wally and Aaron's session was standing room only due to the geekspacing.

geekspacing by schumatt January 13, 2016