Greeksplain

It's like Mansplain, but for greeks only. A Greeksplainer is a man or woman from Greece who is there on the internet ready to comment with how practically everything in modern civilization originated in Ancient Greece. They usually brag culture and education they basically don't have and think no one else outside of Greece has ever been in school. When confronted with true facts and education, their last resort insulting you personally.

Another Greeksplainer! Dear Lord. Are you all on the internet? Don't you have jobs?

Greeksplain by Gioitaly77 November 4, 2025

geeksplanation 

A complex, long and detailed explanation of a subject that usually only the speaker has any interest at all in the information. Everyone else lost interest at some point (usually at the beginning) of the conversation.

I experienced a brain aneurysm about 5 secs into Ted's geeksplanation about why Star Wars stormtroopers always missed their target.

geeksplanation by Spry Jack October 22, 2018

geeksplain

When someone who's definitively geekier (and smarter) than you explains a concept using words and terms you probably don't "get" or "care about."

Randy didn't know anything about Drows, so Dustin geeksplained it to him. Now he knows more than he'll ever need to about the Underdark.

geeksplain by ChopperDave Heyo October 27, 2022