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geekspank

A NOUN that describes magazines dedicated to technical information. The reader must be looking forward to pouring over each issue to get every last detail.
My friend Adam's bedroom floor is covered in Geekspank. He waits anxiously for the each issue of tape-op to come to his parents mail box. "I can't wait to read about the X4000St rev. 2 it supposed to make the rev 1 one sound so Janky.
by Daniel Cantor October 7, 2006
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Greenspanked

The very bad economic outcomes from the wreckless monetary policies instituted by Alan Greenspan at the helm of the Federal Reserve.
First people were Greenspanked by the Internet & Nasdaq Bubbles; now we have the REubble or "Real Estate Bubble" to deal with because of the same man's wreckless Monetary Policies. But what do you expect in SCAMerica.....
by Jeff D October 13, 2005
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geekspeak

Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.
1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!
by flameeverlasting May 15, 2005
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geeksplanation

A complex, long and detailed explanation of a subject that usually only the speaker has any interest at all in the information. Everyone else lost interest at some point (usually at the beginning) of the conversation.
I experienced a brain aneurysm about 5 secs into Ted's geeksplanation about why Star Wars stormtroopers always missed their target.
by Spry Jack October 22, 2018
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geekspasm

When you finish the cliff hanger season finale episode of your favorite show. Only to realize you have to wait months or years to see what happens.
"What?! But they?!.. How long till the next season?.. I'm totally gonna have a 'geekspasm' over that ending."
by {%> June 28, 2018
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Geeksmack

A person who is so pitiful they would suffer being smacked by a geek.
My friend Kurt is a real Geeksmack!!
by Matt Malin May 18, 2006
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Geekwank

Pertaining to a particularly sexually alluring fictional character, particularly of the animated/computer generated variety.
'Dead or Alive is, like, a total geekwank.'
by katanademon April 1, 2010
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