geekspank 

A NOUN that describes magazines dedicated to technical information. The reader must be looking forward to pouring over each issue to get every last detail.

My friend Adam's bedroom floor is covered in Geekspank. He waits anxiously for the each issue of tape-op to come to his parents mail box. "I can't wait to read about the X4000St rev. 2 it supposed to make the rev 1 one sound so Janky.

geekspank by Daniel Cantor October 7, 2006

Greenspanked 

The very bad economic outcomes from the wreckless monetary policies instituted by Alan Greenspan at the helm of the Federal Reserve.

First people were Greenspanked by the Internet & Nasdaq Bubbles; now we have the REubble or "Real Estate Bubble" to deal with because of the same man's wreckless Monetary Policies. But what do you expect in SCAMerica.....

Greenspanked by Jeff D October 13, 2005

geekspeak 

Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.

1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!

geekspeak by flameeverlasting May 15, 2005

geeksplanation 

A complex, long and detailed explanation of a subject that usually only the speaker has any interest at all in the information. Everyone else lost interest at some point (usually at the beginning) of the conversation.

I experienced a brain aneurysm about 5 secs into Ted's geeksplanation about why Star Wars stormtroopers always missed their target.

geeksplanation by Spry Jack October 22, 2018

geekspasm 

When you finish the cliff hanger season finale episode of your favorite show. Only to realize you have to wait months or years to see what happens.

"What?! But they?!.. How long till the next season?.. I'm totally gonna have a 'geekspasm' over that ending."

geekspasm by {%> June 28, 2018

Geeksmack 

A person who is so pitiful they would suffer being smacked by a geek.

My friend Kurt is a real Geeksmack!!

Geeksmack by Matt Malin May 18, 2006

Geekwank 

Pertaining to a particularly sexually alluring fictional character, particularly of the animated/computer generated variety.

'Dead or Alive is, like, a total geekwank.'

Geekwank by katanademon April 1, 2010