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geek stick 

A small, portable device that dispenses a concentrated nicotine vapor.
Synonyms: juul, nic stick, vape
I geeking out, I can’t find the geek stick anywhere on the boat.
geek stick by Beer Captain 3 October 21, 2020

geek sick day 

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.
David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.
geek sick day by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

gerkstick 

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.
He's such a gerkstick.
gerkstick by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

Geeksticles 

Geeksticles n.

The theoretically biotic source geekosterone which largely attributed to geekulinity.

Attributes to such behaviors as nerd rage (geekroid rage), geeking out (being pumped), seeking caffeine (juicing), or other natural geek tendencies such as intellectual debates, reading, or immersing into video games.
"Give him a few years, his geeksticles will drop."

"After that debate, my geeksticles have shrunken".
Geeksticles by Steventon June 11, 2010

geekstick 

USB Stick, Also known as a porn folder.
my geekstick is so full of CP, JB and furry, ima have to go buy a new one.
geekstick by ?Joker? July 26, 2008

geekstick 

USB Stick, Also known as a porn folder.
my geekstick is so full of CP, JB and furry, ima have to go buy a new one.
geekstick by SpineSnapper April 4, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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