gdif 

Go die in a fire

Guy 1: I like men.
Guy 2: gdif

gdif by Substnace May 5, 2008

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how did you get to this well okay you want to hear a story, ok the times I broke my nose the first time I was jumping on our trampoline and the net to hold us in was broken and it was usually on the grass because my dad was mowing the lawn and while I was jumping I tripped and face planted and broke my nose. The second time I was playing soccer on the concrete with my brother and he tripped me and I didn't even care I broke my nose I didn't get a foul and I am still mad. The last time is at my grandparents' house I was playing with my cousin and he pushed my head down and kneed my nose so thanks for listening and I am in school while writing this

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jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004