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GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.
After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.
We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.
glocktavious by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022

glockford 

a hood ass place, also known as rockford, illinois. depending on where you are shit could go down.
there be so much narco shit goin down, we don’t live in rockford no mo’ we live in glockford
glockford by queen hilfiger October 12, 2018

Floppy Glock 

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped
Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock
Floppy Glock by BenSpankin May 17, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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