gazunte

A word for a very famous wrestling move.A good threat to use to make someone scared for their life.

dude doyle, keep it up and I'l have to slap you in the gazunte

gazunte by Thomar April 29, 2008

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gazunder

A chamber pot for the collection of faeces and urine, so called because it gazunder the bed

Be a love and empty the gazunder

gazunder by Meark October 17, 2003

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Gazunder

A term used to describe what happens when a British house buyer drops the price just before contracts exchange. It's the opposite of gazump

I agreed to sell my house to this guy and he gazundered me by £10k at the last minute, so I had to take it.

Gazunder by Shippers December 19, 2011

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Gazuntenschpoot

To sneeze at the precise moment you achieve orgasm. This is primarily only used for men, although women who squirt could also "schpoot" so the definition is flexible.

The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.

Klint, feeling that a sneeze was imminent, fearing a gazuntenschpoot, he attempted to warn his female partner, but he was too late. The aftermath of the gazuntenschpoot left his partner blind in one eye and with an incurable phobia of both sneezes and the business end of a wang.

Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.

Gazuntenschpoot by Joostin March 26, 2010