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If your name is Gavin and you have gay sex in a van. The van is usually a shipping van.
Gavin: I had gay sex with a rando in a van.

Friend: Okay congrats Gayvan!
Gayvan by anonymous September 1, 2022
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Galvanistic 

galvanism is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory that there is a kind of electricity flowing through our bloodstreams
And that was our life force
I used the term because I came across it in, uh, Mary Shelley's, uh, "Frankenstein"
And that book is sort of an exploration of the theme of creating a character, of making up a person
So I used the term "galvanistic" to allude to that book as a sort of a symbol of how I like, created you as a character
I'm pretending that I know a lot more about you than I actually do
And also to refer to the fact that I've fall—fallen in love with the characters you've created in, uh, your body of work
You galvanistic young boy
You galvanistic young man
You galvanistic young inhuman
You understand
Galvanistic by almondmilkhotel January 24, 2022
1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
Someone: “ Wait she? I thought you were straight.”
Me: gaypanic*
Gaypanic by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye January 7, 2020

Pulling a Gayman 

The act of telling ur friends you are on you're way to said establishment, having no intention at all of even showing up let alone even leaving you're house..

Committing to going places with you're friends, but not even leaving you're home and telling them that you are almost there.
Dude did you call Ryan and ask him if he was coming?
Yes, he said he's on his way.
Right, I'm sure he's pulling a Gayman on us again.

lie lied lies false gayman

Alex Gayvens

A Mexican who tosses a redhead man's salad in the shower. One who also enjoys Transgender men to pleasure themselves to the sight of this.
I was washing myself in the shower ,when I saw an alex gayvens happen right in front of me.
Alex Gayvens by Thatreddude May 28, 2016

gaymance 

The expression of bromance to a level that takes it too far.
Friend 1: I love you man
Friend 2: Likewise dawg, you're family

Friend 1: Places hand on Friend 1's ass cheek
Friend 2: Dude!! Enough with the gaymance!
gaymance by Markupva October 4, 2009