gayterosexual 

A gayterosexual is a guy who looks gay, in his behavior, clothing and all but who is actually heterosexual.

Not to be confused with metrosexual which defines more a guy who takes care after himself.

Not a closet case either, but a REAL gayterosexual!

- This guy HAS to be gay, he walks and talks like your typical gay

- Nope he has a wife and daugther, he's simply gayterosexual.

gayterosexual by Chose79 August 20, 2011

gastrosexual

A term used to describe men who cook, taking the household chore part away from it, and turning it more into a hobby, used to impress friends and prospective partners. More and more, women are finding a partner's ability to cook as important as other attractive features (looks, personality, status, income, etc.)

My friend Pat hosts large dinner parties at least once a month. He makes fancy tapas and serves them with wine he paired himself. What a gastrosexual!

Gordon Ramsay is a gastrosexual.

gastrosexual by tii August 22, 2008

Gastrosexual

Men who use their culinary skills to impress their friends and potential love interests.

Brian's in the kitchen with the girls showing off his new blender. He's such a Gastrosexual

Gastrosexual by Gigantor919 August 21, 2008

Gastrosexual

A man who sees cooking as a hobby and not just a chore.

Deeply passionate about analysis and innovation and creativity in cuisine.

May often dress like a metrosexual, and itsn't afraid to explore his artistic side and even feminine side through cooking.

Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Heston Blumenthal, Rex Newmark, Keith Floyd are all examples of the Gastrosexual.

Gastrosexual by Zoeooooo August 23, 2008

Gastrosexual

Word made up by PR bods to attempt to boost popularity and editorial value of mediocre food products.

Follows general marketing/ PR rule of thumb that if you can't think of a word that fits what you're describing, then just make up a new word, either by adding 'sexual' or 'ability' to the end of it. See also campaignability

This product really speaks to those gastrosexuals out there who want to show their friends how skilled they are in the kitchen.

Gastrosexual by claire_j_b October 26, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020