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socially gawkward 

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.
Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
socially gawkward by rutzy342 November 19, 2009
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gawkward 

Being both geeky and awkward.
Being a n00b in the room made her feel gawkward.
gawkward by lemming August 23, 2004

Gawkward 

When you lock eyes with a stranger for a moment too long and it becomes awkward.
I had a gawkward moment at the coffee shop today. This lady gawked at me too long making me feel uncomfortable, so I grabbed my coffee and GTFOT (Got the F outta there)
A person know as Edward and is acting in a gay behavior or manner
Edward stop being so gay hence his is a Gayward
gayward by Lepicfrost January 1, 2020

gawkward 

A feeling of uncomfortable body self-consciousness, especially concerning the wearing of revealing clothing.
I wore my new sundress to the picnic, but it showed so much flesh that I felt totally gawkward.
gawkward by lo-tech-nannie April 6, 2009

gawkward 

Discomfort from or a situation involving a homosexual interacting with a heterosexual in an inappropriate way.
Then Matt--who's gay--sat in my lap and asked me to see Les Miserables with him. Totally gawkward situation.
gawkward by Yosty December 28, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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