Gay woman 

Ur mom

Ur mom is a gay woman.

Gay woman by Saitama 777 June 9, 2021

fat gay woman 

ur mom

ur mom is a fat gay woman

fat gay woman by David Jurado March 28, 2022

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

one woman short of being gay by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

gaywomandog 

Is a gay man that's turns out to be a woman. It comes every thousand years and it has a PINK japanese umbrella with flowers on it where his dick should be. It wanders around the city in the form of a dog and speaks french. It also sparkles. He says things like : " je vais te tuer petit enculé, si tu ne m'apporte pas des champignons marinés."

the kid got killed by the gaywomandog, we found his remains in a french restaurant.

gaywomandog by bamchicawahwahputenegre April 19, 2008