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gay man's ring 

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb
Wow look at that guy's gay man's ring. He is either the lead singer in creed or poorly mistaken.
gay man's ring by jabone November 29, 2012

Gay Man's Fifty 

A quantity of marijuana or hashish, ostensibly worth $50, but which has been taxed. By "taxed" is meant that the drug has been procured through a middle-man, who has taken some of the product for himself, secretly (or, to use the vernacular, "on the sly"), as covert payment for his services. Whilst taxing is standard procedure among Marijuana Addicts, the Gay Man's Fifty is distinctive because it is taxed excessively: the marijuana is so heavily taxed that it is thought (by the middle-man) that the intended recipient will not accept it. It being a seller's market, fortunately for the middle-man, the recipient always does.
"Yo, I thought that dude was my cuz, but he sold me a gay man's fifty, son!"
Gay Man's Fifty by J Johnson December 16, 2005

gay man's corvette 

Term used to describe a Mazda Miata. Also called a HOMObile.
Check out the pussy in the gay man's corvette!

Gay Man’s Chin Rest 

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.
Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

Gay Man's Paradox

If a man who is gay who identifies as a woman and likes MEN meets a woman who is a lesbian who identifies as a man who likes WOMEN get into a relationship, would it be gay or straight? for a heterosexual relationship involves a party with the opposite sex. Thus creating the current state of the Gay Man's Paradox.
Quinn and Joshandra are in a relationship, They are both gay and lesbian which creates the gay man's paradox

The Gay Man's Shine 

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
The Gay Man's Shine by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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