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gay intercourse

a natural sexual phenomenon made pleasureable by god's ideal placement of the prostate gland. spontaneous orgasm is quicky induced in both parties when the erect shaft of one man is thrust into the anus of another. moderate stimulation of the prostate in this manner can lead to intense pleasure, create a sense of inner peacefulness, help to regulate the digestive system, and lower the risk of prostate cancer.
men can enjoy gay intercourse without actually being homosexual.

"Hi cute straight guy, let me enhance our life with gay intercourse."
gay intercourse by gay_clay May 16, 2004
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gay intercourse

when a guy sticks his sweet cock up another mans sweet ass. something every man should do regularly
i have gay intercourse with my boyfriend all the time. i love his cock
gay intercourse by ilovecock July 18, 2003

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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012