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gay hookey 

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."
"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."
gay hookey by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013
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gay hokey pokey 

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.
"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

Gay Hooker 

1- A male who has too much polishing a stranger's silver.
2- A male who has too much time on this hands.
1- You know David, the GAY HOOKER, is in the hospital. You fucktard, you know why he's in the hospital.
2- That GAY HOOKER is really bored. I bet he's cheap.
Gay Hooker by nopicsnorcamsry April 20, 2005

Hockey Gay 

When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends

but they are the complete opposite of gay
I think hes Gay!

No hes just hockey gay
Hockey Gay by random editior January 3, 2013
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