Fagots who fart onto a stick and shove it in their soulmates toe nail and then licks it, after this tradition is done the gay couple will perform 9/11 with a motorboat. Once they are done performing terrorist acts they will go to ampsterdam to laugh at Anne Frank for not being able to camp for one more year, they will then go back home and suck eachother dry until they dont feel anything. Then they will throw a party with all men with their dicks out until 3:21 in the morning, then they will go to their church where they will praise the gay 8 arm monkey man.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.