gay church
Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
gay church by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007
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gay church
A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.
gay church by Ky Ky April 23, 2006
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church gay
When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
church gay by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
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