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gaudeusch 

(ga-doosh) verb - 1) To physically or mentally destroy.
2) To claim victory.
3) To ejaculate with a scream; word used during act
1) C'mon, harder, harder, I'm about ready to... GAUDEUSCH!
2) That was great, lets lay here a while
1) No. I'm leaving right now and never calling you again, gaudeusch.
2) But-
1) And I just gave you crabs. DOUBLE GAUDEUSCH!
gaudeusch by Adam Hellman May 17, 2007
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Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.
1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

ganderschnick 

1. a deadly poison drawn from the core of Marcello's sausage, to which only rabbits are immune.
2. An expletive originating from the sound one makes when they obtain a clintwestiron
1. I yelled "Ganderschnick" when I found out that my rabbit was still alive, even though i put ganderschnick in his milk.
ganderschnick by bill shakes October 26, 2012

Gauberschnouber 

( Gow-ber-schnow-ber)
The male G-spot within the rectal cavity.
My Girlfriend really took it to my Gauberschnouber last night

International woman’s day scares me.
Gauberschnouber by OG THE MAN February 12, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026