gattong
<@Session416GAR> Also, no one knows how to use proper grammar today. :D
<MootGAR> Grammar is for gattongs.
<MootGAR> Grammar is for gattongs.
gattong by StrawberryBunny March 29, 2009
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gatting
gatting by martin o shea September 12, 2007
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Gatton
Gatton by Leah that's right June 13, 2008
Danny Gatton
Guitar virtuoso who excelled at an early age and went on to cover a wide range of styles, including blues, rockabilly and even some jazz. He had a particularly incredible right hand technique which made heavy use of hybrid picking with flatpick and fingers, and an amazing ear. Was nicknamed "the humbler" and "the world's greatest unknown guitarist". He tragically committed suicide in 1994.
X is amazing on the guitar, but he's no Danny Gatton (where X permits a remarkably large number of substitutions).
Danny Gatton by humbled94 December 27, 2010
gattonite
Technically, anyone with the misfortune to be dwelling in the evolutionary mudtrap that is the small town of Gatton, Queensland. More often, however, it is used to specifically refer to the semi-sentient native dwellers of this town, rather than those who have moved there within the last couple of generations. The former species are, almost without exception, inbred, ignorant, and utterly incapable of comprehending anything beyond their tiny, potato farming existance.
See also bogan
See also bogan
Hey, did you see the number of gattonites down at the impy last night, drinking away their meagre vege-picker's wage?
gattonite by Lizardious Black December 6, 2005
gattoni
gattoni by Mike Sullivam November 1, 2006
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