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gattoni by Mike Sullivam November 1, 2006
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jackomo gattoni
A boy with blond hair and brown or hazel eyes, usually he is taller than you and is very hot.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
girl1: wow did you see jackomo gattoni he is so hot, i wish i could be his girlfriend.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
jackomo gattoni by Lilith Sweet April 21, 2017
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gattoni • gattonite • jackomo gattoni • Gastonia • gatonier • gaytonic • Gantonio • gartonism • Gastonia Chrome • Gastonisize
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Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
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Neo-Gastonist
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