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This pasta tastes good. Who are you, Gattoni?
gattoni by Mike Sullivam November 1, 2006
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jackomo gattoni 

A boy with blond hair and brown or hazel eyes, usually he is taller than you and is very hot.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
girl1: wow did you see jackomo gattoni he is so hot, i wish i could be his girlfriend.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
jackomo gattoni by Lilith Sweet April 21, 2017

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonia 

A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
I’m just trying to make it out Gastonia
Gastonia by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019

Gastonia Chrome 

Duct Tape used to repair something on a car, truck, or motorcycle.

Origin: Gastonia, NC
Dave was in a fender bender and broke off part of his bumper. Luckily, he had some Gastonia Chrome in his trunk and was able to put it back together. Looks good as new.
Gastonia Chrome by The Kenno July 27, 2021

gaytonic 

A platonic relationship between two people of the same sex.
After divorcing their husbands, Betty and Sue began a gaytonic relationship.
gaytonic by betsycoug May 19, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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