Gatton

An AWESOME person, either by blood or marriage.

That person is a Gatton?!

No, they just wish they were!

Gatton by Leah that's right June 13, 2008

Danny Gatton 

Guitar virtuoso who excelled at an early age and went on to cover a wide range of styles, including blues, rockabilly and even some jazz. He had a particularly incredible right hand technique which made heavy use of hybrid picking with flatpick and fingers, and an amazing ear. Was nicknamed "the humbler" and "the world's greatest unknown guitarist". He tragically committed suicide in 1994.

X is amazing on the guitar, but he's no Danny Gatton (where X permits a remarkably large number of substitutions).

Danny Gatton by humbled94 December 27, 2010

Kayla Ann Gatton 

Kayla is a beast who is the embodiment of beauty. She is hot as fuck, with a killer body and damn nice thunder thighs. She is kind and is a damn good catch. She will make you fall and then help you get back up. She has an intoxicating smile that you can't help but smile along with. She is such an amazing girl and she will always be honest, whether or not you're offended.

Boy1: You ever heard her full name?
Boy2: Yea its Kayla Ann Gatton, doesn't it flow nice?
Boy 1: Damn your right

Kayla Ann Gatton by 1233987623 November 6, 2018

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonk 

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Gaston Trailer Park 

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

Gaston Trailer Park by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010