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Gashface
Gashface by Dan Washington February 27, 2007
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gashface
Gashface refers to someone with a facial configuration that quite closely resembles a female genitalia. Although it is quite unlikely that someone would in fact have a vagina located on their face, it is used as an insult and generally implies that someone is fugly.
gashface by David Fisk June 11, 2006
Gashface
When a male has a blotchy red face after getting face-straddled by a drunk woman with a neglected gash.
Sean - "What 's the story with Liam's face, he not looking well?"
John - " He went home with that munter Sarah last night, apparently she was sitting on his face all night"
Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
John - " He went home with that munter Sarah last night, apparently she was sitting on his face all night"
Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
Gashface by JoziRanger April 12, 2023
Gashface
When a male has a blotchy red face after getting face-straddled by a drunk woman, with a neglected gash.
Sean - "What 's the story with Liam's face, he not looking well?"
John - " He went home with that munter Sarah last night, apparently she was sitting on his face all night"
Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
Jack -“I always wondered what Sarah’s gash would taste like.”
John - Sean said it was 100% ”Gashface”.
Jack- What’s “Gashface”?
John- Liam can explain it best.
John - " He went home with that munter Sarah last night, apparently she was sitting on his face all night"
Sean "Jaysus, that's some serious Gashface!!"
Jack -“I always wondered what Sarah’s gash would taste like.”
John - Sean said it was 100% ”Gashface”.
Jack- What’s “Gashface”?
John- Liam can explain it best.
Gashface by JoziRanger April 12, 2023
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