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Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

gargantous

that thing is gargantous!
gargantous by mike1979 May 22, 2005

Gerantosexual 

Feeling intense sexual attraction towards elderly people, being attracted to wrinkles, stooping, frailty, etc.
Hey did you know that —- is Gerantosexual ? So they like GGILFS.
Gerantosexual by Gage1243 April 14, 2022

gargantuos 

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY
original cellphones were gargantuos
gargantuos by vincent March 17, 2004

garbanzos 

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)
her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.