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gary oak
Gary oak is a pokemon based forced meme originally from 4chan's /v/ board, but quickly spread from there.
Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.
he is also a character in the pokemon series.
Gary (MOTHERFUCKING) Oak is the guy who shows up at the worst possible time, have what you want, tell you to smell him later, and generally be a gigantic douchebag.
he is also a character in the pokemon series.
original post:
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?
Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
"I firmly believe Gary should be the rival in every Pokemon game. No, I don't care if he's 45 by the time Diamond and Pearl or whatever is out.
He should also continue to be a total dick like he was from day 1. He was 10 years old driving around a convertible and had bitches at his beck and call. This should continue.
Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary appears.
Get through Team Rocket HQ, out of any healing items with your best team reduced to rubble? Gary rolls up in his mercedes.
When you finally attain all the badges you need, with your favorite Pokèmon battered and beaten? Yeah, Gary.
All your Pokèmon are knocked out and you're 5 tiles away from the Pokemon Center -- Guess who just blocked the entrance way and says he challenges you to a fight?
Fuck yeah, Gary Oak."
Related Words
Gary Oak'in
-to outdo someone to the point of humiliating defeat and shame. Gary Oak was the primary rival of Ash Ketchum. Damn Gary Motherfucking Oak, while you have your measly 6 badges he has 8.
guy 1: yo I got that sexy girl number last night
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
Gary Oak'in by Gee Word April 27, 2012
Gary Motherfuckin Oak
Gary Motherfuckin Oak by Gary Motherfuckin Oak November 9, 2010
gary oakley
gary oakley by Oxford Uni December 19, 2004
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