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a stupid fake motherfucker. that only cares about himself.
look at that garrigg
garrigg by ifckblckchx May 25, 2016
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Garrington bah 

What you mean bah - Garrington bah
Garrington bah by Garrington March 6, 2019

Garriage 

The proper name for the lifelong commitment made between members of the same sex (gay marriage).
Hey, did you hear that Bob and Tom's garriage is next weekend? They're finally getting garried!
Garriage by HugeMember71 June 29, 2013
all messed up, completely crazy
I downloaded a virus and my computer went all garfiggly.
garfiggly by Stephany S February 14, 2009

garriage 

1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.
The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.

The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.

The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
garriage by Jenny and Kris February 6, 2012
Word of the Day on February 8, 2012

garriage 

The social institution under which a man and a man, or a woman and a woman establish their decision to live as husband and husband or wife and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
If two members of the same sex can't join in marriage, they can certainly be joined in garriage.

Defenders of the sanctity of marriage are happy because their word and definition of "marriage" is left unscathed.

LGBTQ people are happy because they can now enjoy all the rights that come with being married.

"We are gathered here today to join Jim and Steve in garriage."
garriage by Casehog January 28, 2012

Garrigus 

Someone who has the worst luck at the worst times .
Dude... I just pulled a Garrigus
Garrigus by Garrigus June 7, 2019
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