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garbooni 

An unintelligent black person who thinks highly of themself and exhibits self-deprecating behavior that makes their race look bad
Stop being such a garbooni Joseph
garbooni by Oliver Wilson March 1, 2025
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Free-form rhythm based music from beats played on ordinary, non-instrumental objects, such as garbage cans.
The popular show Stomp is an example of garbonics.
garbonics by Cailey September 3, 2006
In Texas, they call black people the slang word "garboon"
Hey garboon, get your monkey ass over here!
garboon by Chuck April 17, 2004
A garboon is a more specific racist term than words such as "nigger" or "coon". It refers to large black men (or women?) with particularly stereotypically "black" features, the likes of which would be found in a racist portrayal, e.g. enormous lips, wide and flat nose, extreme prognathism. Possible etymologies include the word "baboon" and "Gabon" (an African country) and the fact that the word sounds like some species of ape.
Did you see that garboon with the horizontal vagina of a mouth on his face?
garboon by Reneg@de November 19, 2007

gabooning 

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.
I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.
gabooning by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008
South Texas slang for black males. Thought to be combination of "ne-GAR + "ba-BOON"
"Yo', guard, hey homes, gotta smoke?"
"For fucksakes, NO! You garboons ain't smart enough to play with fire"
garboon by oz_420 April 18, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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