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garboonist 

One who stimulates his olfactory sense by inhaling from the seat of a two-wheeled human-powered conveyance, ie someone who gets his jollies by sniffing bicycle saddles; a shniffle-piffler or snurglar.
This morning I met the local garboonist on his way from the bicycle shed, a look of utter delight on his face.
garboonist by Crude B.Avdik August 4, 2007
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garbologist 

garbologist by Reed Pecha October 16, 2003
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garbologist 

Waste disposal engineer
Ie. Garbage Collector
Our local garbologist does the weekly rounds every Wednesday to pick up the garbage
garbologist by tigermac October 31, 2008

garbologist 

garbologist by aenema August 16, 2003

Garbologist 

He whom collects garbage in the morning.
The garbologist took my garbage in the morning.

Garbologist 

Individuals who pick through curb treasures.
Etc: One's trash is another's treasure.
Also known as; garbolaoging; such as traveling from one location to another, gathering treasures eliminating one holders tendency at a time. " If you take one, you leave one. "
We partake in garbology on Monday evenings from 7 to 9.. just making us garbologist.
Garbologist by Mcdolealynn March 31, 2022

garbooni 

an uneducated person that thinks highly of themselves
Your such a garbooni. Don't be such a garbooni
garbooni by Oliver Wilson February 28, 2025
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