garboonist

One who stimulates his olfactory sense by inhaling from the seat of a two-wheeled human-powered conveyance, ie someone who gets his jollies by sniffing bicycle saddles; a shniffle-piffler or snurglar.

This morning I met the local garboonist on his way from the bicycle shed, a look of utter delight on his face.

by Crude B.Avdik August 4, 2007

garbologist

A person who studies garbage

by Reed Pecha October 16, 2003

garbologist

Waste disposal engineer
Ie. Garbage Collector

Our local garbologist does the weekly rounds every Wednesday to pick up the garbage

by tigermac October 31, 2008

garbologist

municipal garbage collector

by aenema August 16, 2003

Garbologist

He whom collects garbage in the morning.

The garbologist took my garbage in the morning.

by vroomvromma bsvfihsad February 6, 2013

Garbologist

Individuals who pick through curb treasures.
Etc: One's trash is another's treasure.
Also known as; garbolaoging; such as traveling from one location to another, gathering treasures eliminating one holders tendency at a time. " If you take one, you leave one. "

We partake in garbology on Monday evenings from 7 to 9.. just making us garbologist.

by Mcdolealynn March 31, 2022

garbooni

an uneducated person that thinks highly of themselves

Your such a garbooni. Don't be such a garbooni

by Oliver Wilson February 28, 2025