Gangsta wrapping is a subgenre of gift-wrapping, where you act all hard while wrapping gifts, mostly because you're pissed that you have to wrap them.
You just finished your Christmas shopping and realize you have to wrap them all. Fuck.
You end up gangsta wrapping: drinking hard, uttering profanities, making references to your Christmas Ho ho ho's, and listening to NWA or Ice T while wrapping all those motherf*ckin' gifts.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"