Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most
epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the
foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for
smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a
virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.
God: Man I sure am hungry.
The
Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The
Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.
God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.
The
Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.