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gallstone

A) A hefty rock shot out of the pipes
B) The toilet pistol hardpoint ammo
C) The Log-Breaking Arial Torpedo
D) A crystalline structure that seems to grow in your bladder and is either passed through the penis OR blasted with ultrasound to prevent massive pain
"Yeah man, I just shot a torpedo out my toilet pistol last night the size of my fist."
"Man, how did you survive that?"
"I no longer have a penis."

Or

*groan*
(sound of a man who has just dropped a hefty rock out of the pipeline)
by _DV March 28, 2003
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Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.
Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?
by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018
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peepack & gladstones

n. dual slang terms used in conjunction to define the male scrotal membrane and balls.

derived from the twin borough by the same name in Somerset County, New Jersey and the grade school hypothesis that one’s ballsac is full of urine.

exemplifies the duality of the genital organs as both piss stick and pudding slinger.
"That girl yanked me so hard that my peepack and gladstones were sore for days."

"When my third grade teacher 'Mrs. N' bent over and unintentionally revealed her plump chesticles it was the first time I remember getting a warm, tingly sensation in my peepack & gladstones.”
by cjross99 January 17, 2006
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Goldstone

A Traitor

Justice Richard Goldstone is viewed a such by a large number of people for writing his biased report against Israel about operation Cast Lead. He was the head of a team he assembled, including Professor Christine Chinkin whose biased stance against Israel was well known beforehand. This team was supposed to be unbiased against both the actions of Israel and Hamas from its inception. This made many people of different belief stuctures believe that the outcome of the investigation was written well before the investigation started.
Benedict Arnold was a real Goldstone.
by Archeim January 7, 2010
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Galston Public School

Not a very good school. Most teachers are ok but some are just so bad you won’t wanna live.

They mostly aim for the stage 3 boys to get into trouble. The boys can’t even throw a ball while the girls can run around literally punching each other and talking about boys.
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I can’t wait to go to high school. Galston Public School is so bad.
Boy 2: yeah same. I got in trouble for throwing a tennis ball. Wow
by I like your cut ggg November 19, 2020
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joey gladstone

Joey Gladstone's famous quote used in the Hit Sitcom Full House.

Cut it out...
by Fisticuffs May 14, 2006
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