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A person who is not known by a group of people, yet they all instantly like.
“I don’t know who he is, but he is a bit of a gahndu!”
gahndu by anonymous December 2, 2023
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gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.
"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"
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Ganduleshwar 

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.
He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that
Ganduleshwar by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019

Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving
Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.
Mobile Gandu by Discokhujli June 23, 2008
Hindi word for arsehole. Also used to describe someone stupid and incredibly dim witted. Sometimes also used when a person is unhelpful or stingy or just plain anal. Despite certain claims, the word gandu has no connection with homosexuality. A gandu is not a homosexual man, no more than an arsehole is a homosexual man. It stems from the word "Gand", pronunced "gaa-nd" which is a crude word for someone's arse. A very popular indian curse word.
"I'm not surprised he fucked up, he is a gandu!"

"He's not going to help, he's a real gandu"
gandu by Samir J. Banerjee July 17, 2004
Indian for "asshole". A swear-word
Abey gaandu, tu kya kar raha hai idhar?
(Hey asshole, what are u doing here?)
gaandu by Tom Cruise August 5, 2003
Gaandu is derived from the Hindi word Gaand. Traditionally Gaand means the Ass. Gaand is a noun and Gaandu is an adjective.
Mainly Gaandu is referred to a gentleman who licks someone else's Ass or Gaand in order to get benefits. It can also be referred to someone who gives his Ass for the same thing.
Mast marks laya hai Gandu! Party de!

Kahan Gaand marwane gaya tha Gaandu???
Gaandu by DeadlyScholar August 6, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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