by ASBR January 2, 2009
Get the gagnit mug.The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
by ehealth November 4, 2008
Get the Ganitis mug.Gaynite is a 2017 video game developed by Epic Games which has been released as different software packages featuring different game modes that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine. The game modes include Gaynite: Save the World, a cooperative shooter-survival game for up to four players to fight off dyke-like husks and defend objects with gaytifications they can build, and Gaynite Battle Royale, a free-to-play battle royale game where up to 100 players fight to become the most faggot of them all in a increasingly-smaller spaces to be the last faggot standing. Both game modes were released in 2017
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by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004
Get the Vinnie Gognitti mug.B'gaggit is a earth shattering fart, on top of that your ass speaks to you "b'gaggit". Damn girl that was a loud fart... Did I hear your ass say b'gaggit?
by Disel2013 March 2, 2019
Get the B'gaggit mug.A gannit is someone who snacks all the time or eats a large meal but wants seconds, then thirds and so on.
Someone who's eyes are bigger than their belly. An inoffensive playful term.
Someone who's eyes are bigger than their belly. An inoffensive playful term.
by Parmaviolets May 28, 2014
Get the gannit mug.When you eat a cheesy 5 layer beef burrito from Taco Bell, give your boyfriend head, and then vomit the burrito back up on him because you have a poor gag reflex. You then comment, " I think I got sick" in your best Forest Gump voice.
I had too much to drink and accidently pulled a gagito on him last night.
Did you gagito again?!
You are going to have to stop giving BJ's after eating Taco Bell, because you gagito every time!
Did you gagito again?!
You are going to have to stop giving BJ's after eating Taco Bell, because you gagito every time!
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