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When one gets so drunk he gets hospitalized, either via ambulance or other methods he can not remember due to his intoxication. Minimum Blood Alcohol level is .2 . Additionally, his drunkenness may cause prove to be a severe inconvenience to all those around him.
Bro1: Dude, Arthur got soo shmammered last night he woke up in the hospital.
Bro2: Haha, he got straight up gaboed.
Bro3: Yeah, man i heard he blew a .34.
gaboed by Tomtay October 25, 2011
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A beautiful, smart, amazing girl with a killer smile and big brown eyes. She is loud, sometimes obnoxious, funny as hell, is really nice, and is just all around amazing. She is the best girl a guy could ever have and any guy lucky enough to have her should keep her around for a very long time.
Dude, I had the most amazing time with Gabee yesterday, I love her so much. She's amazing.
Gabee by OverdoneMold August 23, 2011
When one makes a statement as if it were fact. The fact however has no basis in reality. It is a complete fabrication made up on the spot.
"It's going to snow 4 feet today"

"Gabe it's July and we are in Arizona, did I just get Gabed?"
Gabed by Armourism January 14, 2019
an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)
Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now
gabbed by fartiscrubs June 17, 2018
“Paulie, you just got Gabed!”
Gabed by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018
According to the schools the word gabee3 means that you continuesly skip lessons to vape and get caught then still vape
gabee3 by ßag of the cash October 14, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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