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An abbreviation for the phrase "Got to masturbate", used in similar situations as the term "g2g"
Female: I'm extremely horny right now, omg...
Male #1: I could totally fix that for you!
Female: No worries, my husband will be home soon.
Male #1: Damn :(
Male #2: That sucks dude.
Male #1: g2m, be back in 15.
g2m by SuperVaf March 7, 2010
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Giggle 2 myself or Giggle to myself. lol is overused and tends to be too strong of a phrase in most cases. G2M is appropriate for those times when you are IMing or texting...and something makes you laugh, but does not necessarily ensue hilarity.
IMing your co-worker
"Did hear that Justin is late again?"
"Seriously? What's his excuse this time?"
"Yesterday he said he broke his left pinky. Today, he said his he forgot how to get to work."
"That's so great - g2m."
g2m by posie76 July 30, 2009
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g2m G2MM
Short form for giggle to myself momentarily.
That joke made me G2MM
G2MM by Razor_Sky September 20, 2013
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