GUYS AINT SHIT BUT DICKS AND SEX

all they are ever good for because all they ever do is jerk off and think only about their dicks
their incapable of doing anything else because their horny bastards who only want to fuck

"he broke up with her after he fucked her?"
"well duhh g.a.s.b.d.a.s." -.-

g.a.s.b.d.a.s. by hoe<33 November 25, 2011

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.

A.G.B.S.C. by Andy November 30, 2004

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

G.B.S.G time

G.B.S.G (gay boy straight girl) time is a ritual between a gay boy and straight girl. During this event the gay Boy will often paint the girls nails, do her hair, and apply makeup to the girl whilst the girl complains about how her life is going. Generally it is the best thing to cheer a girl up.

Girl: I HATE MY LIFE!!! My term paper was on my hard drive and my computer crashed!!
Gay Boy: oh honey it sounds like you need some G.B.S.G time

G.B.S.G time by Psuedopodia April 23, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026