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B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

G.F.A.L. 

An acronym for Go Fuck A Land-mine.
Used in an instance where go fuck yourself isn't good enough.
Bob: Can I date your sister?
Neil: G.F.A.L. you ass.
G.F.A.L. by Kodepalau December 6, 2010

F.L.G.D. 

Stands for: Fuck Life Get Drunk. Means just chill out relax and have a good time.
Dude dont worry about school just F.L.G.D.
F.L.G.D. by Liv Honey March 6, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
Eh brah L.G.F. with unko Blacky !!!!
L.G.F. by unko blacky December 29, 2011

G.I.L.F. 

Similar 2 MILF, insted of an M you add a G.

Gradmas I'd Like To Fuck
"Yo, Gustache check that GILF over there" "Daym her hips dont lie"

"When i went to the nursing home i saw quite a few GILFS." mmm

G.I.L.F.