A very rude way of telling somebody that s/he's missed any opportunity to get easy transportation (for instance, a lift by car} to and/or from a party, when there are no buses, boats, or trains running. Pronounced "FIM-bid" and said by the owner of the vehicle when such vehicle is obviously in working order. Means "Fuck You, My Battery Is Dead".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'