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Sexual consent form
A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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Form W
A literary masterpiece featuring potato plants, women noisily donating cows to zoos, the beauty of math, and the enchanting love story of one translator(!) named Gen and one Mr. Hosokawa. Not to mention a philosophical debate about the attractiveness of an ancient man and Petrarch refuting it and Jimi Hendrix with an arm sling. Let's just hope you remember how to write in cursive.
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Have you ever seen a cow? (this is for the future generations, they're losing touch with nature)
What is cow
I want my kids to know that potatoes have a plant part. OH GOD PROCESSED FOODS.
Oh such math.
Coffee or orange juice?
THE TRANSLATORS
Genkawa, do you ship it?
Gaaaaayyyyyy.
GEE WHIZ
Only true 90's kids will remember Form W.
Have you ever seen a cow? (this is for the future generations, they're losing touch with nature)
What is cow
I want my kids to know that potatoes have a plant part. OH GOD PROCESSED FOODS.
Oh such math.
Coffee or orange juice?
THE TRANSLATORS
Genkawa, do you ship it?
Gaaaaayyyyyy.
GEE WHIZ
Only true 90's kids will remember Form W.
Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
second worst form
According to Churchill Western style democracy is the second worst form of government. The first is everything else.
second worst form by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
Formerly
Formerly by Rachel T. Ranny July 14, 2021
Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon
The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020