fwartl

fwartl is one of the most underrated anitok creators hes so handsome and manly i tremble in his presence + he has W takes

all my homies love fwartl

by fwkazu May 19, 2022

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartle

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

fartlore

The folklore of flatulence.

Tom: Hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your ass and fart, it'll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!

Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.

by The Milkman of Human Kindness December 6, 2011

Fartlow

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

by RightRapid January 4, 2022

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

Fartload

Noun: a unit of measure exactly one tenth the weight of a shit ton (not to be confused with ass ton, which corralates with the amount of weight your pickup truck can haul.)

There's a fartload of cucumbers on this vine.

by Nature's weight June 3, 2017