Derived from a series of vulgar
words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/
cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation
Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut
whore that you don't have a
boyfriend - then you
may qualify under the Flaaffy category.
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy