fuzzy taco

a hairy muff

Dam dem bitch has a fuzzy taco

by thisgirllovesthatgurl July 29, 2003

fuzzy taco

The stubble on a mans face when connected with the "taco" (as in oral sex).

He gave her the best fuzzy taco she'd ever had when he came back from camping.

by jen & melissa December 12, 2008

fuzzy taco shop

When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.

My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.

by Ridebb January 30, 2018

sideways fuzzy taco

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

by han377 November 2, 2008

Fuzzy Green Taco

Take a women who has a STD and pour either Salsa, liquid cheese, or guacomole on her STD infested vagina. After pouring one or more of these taco condoments on her vagina, eat it off the STD infested vagina. This is the Fuzzy Green Taco.

Dude I just ate a Fuzzy Green Taco, I think I should get tested.

by Verlaque March 27, 2009