fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

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A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.

"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"

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Fuzzy Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.

Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

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The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.

Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.

"Those two chicks were totally fuzzy bumping"

Fuzzy Bumping by Arcais November 3, 2005

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The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin

Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.

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When two lesbians with power muffs sit in such a way that their vaginas meet.

As Chris and Sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, Chris said, "Boy, I'd give anything to see some foxy fuzz bumpin' right about now."

fuzz bumpin' by AG999 June 30, 2007

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Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun

Mom: You damn right son

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