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fuzzy bumpkin 


A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.
"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"
fuzzy bumpkin by visionarty October 30, 2007

Fuzzy Blumpkin 

Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.
Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.

Fuzzy Bumping 

The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.

Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.
"Those two chicks were totally fuzzy bumping"
Fuzzy Bumping by Arcais November 3, 2005

Fuzzy Blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blowjob on the toilet while having diarrhea. similar to a blumpkin
Bro she didnt know she was giving me a Fuzzy blumpkin until my shit splashed up on her face.
Fuzzy Blumpkin by Muffdiver1993 October 13, 2009

fuzz bumpin' 

When two lesbians with power muffs sit in such a way that their vaginas meet.
As Chris and Sam walked home from the neighborhood bar, Chris said, "Boy, I'd give anything to see some foxy fuzz bumpin' right about now."
fuzz bumpin' by AG999 June 30, 2007

Fuzz Bumpin 

A sexual act with maximum pubic hair contact.
Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun

Mom: You damn right son
Fuzz Bumpin by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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