future poop

(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.

This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.

future poop by thejewbear August 1, 2010

Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

Future Poop by BirdWop August 25, 2014

Future Pooping 

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

Future Pooping by PIG January 3, 2013

futurepop 

Futurepop is a recently-emerging musical genre growing primarily out of synthpop and EBM. It is characterized by uplifting grandiose synthesizer melodies reminiscent of trance, but almost always has vocals. The genre has few cultural connections to trance, however -- its historical roots can be traced mainly to EBM and the related "dark electronics" culture (darkwave; electro-goth), and the lyrics and melodies often retain a darker undertone.

I want to hear some more futurepop, put on some VNV Nation

futurepop by angrysuqirrel May 16, 2004

Futurepoop 

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

Futurepoop by slacketstew October 18, 2019