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Noun-- A term pioneered by Frank Zappa in one of his interviews. Nobody really knows what a futum is, but as far as his fans can tell, a futum is most likely:

-A child or the amalgamation of a society's thoughts or ideas
-The center of attention
-Interviewee
-Fetus

It is widely debated amongst the uneducated Zappa fans. There's most likely a past reference or use of the term which we may have missed in one of his songs, but as far as the Zappa fandom can tell, it's merely the result of him living with a bioweapon engineer.
"Whether you like it or not, I am your futum!"
futum by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005
Words you can keep

futurebound 

When you are expecting something to happen in the future, what actually makes you feel happy because its bound with you.

The word used by EDEN in his song End Credits.
Me and her, we could forever be futurebound!
futurebound by Lip H. April 15, 2017

future hendrix 

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.
Future Hendrix's Dirty Sprite was legendary!
future hendrix by futurespast June 21, 2016

Always in motion is the future… 

Always in motion is the future… The greatest popular culture utterance foregrounding the principle of metaphysical uncertainty ever spoken in a movie designed for mass consumption.

This was Yoda’s answer to the question about the outcome of Luke Skywalker’s Jedi training; and, Like's eventual intervention in THE REBELLION in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back.

Ironically, the Star Was franchise itself falls into the catagory of a future in motion that couldn’t have been foreseen.

Who could have predicted that a movie that was essentially a space Western, samurai movie, made in the tradition of Flash Gordon serials, would spawn the summer blockbuster movie phenomenon?

Who I ask!!!!????

No one could!!!! Because: Always in motion is the future…

No matter how prescient one is, the outcome of any situation is influenced by many random unforeseen forces that cannot be predicted.

And, even when the unforeseen forces are made apparent; and, a new situation arises; this also generates a new blind spots and new random chaotic elements.

Who cold have predicted Jar Jar Binks — the most hated character in the Star Wars franchise.

No one I tell you!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!

FUCK THAT STEP AND FETCH IT COMIC RELIFE DEMI-RASTAMAN!!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Always in motion is the future…
In 1977 we all asked if the Star Wars movie would have sequel and spawn a huge franchise. At the end of that tumultuous summer, the only answer possible answer back then was: Always in motion is the future

He's the future

The way of saying "I love him" but no homo.

In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.
Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or

Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do
He's the future by DaniTheAlpaca September 30, 2018
"Oh. Your. God."
- Bender, Futurama
Futurama by brononymouss August 22, 2012

fatumata 

An amazing girl that isnt afraid to concur her life goals and she Never lets anyone else get in her way.She is just a fair less girl that is also beautiful.
Candy:Fatumata wasn't afraid to tell the bully to leave Jack alone

Berry:I know she is so brave I wish i was Fatumata
fatumata by Cool Kid245 March 14, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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