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futulier
futulier
noun
A person who designs, shapes, or seeds the future by creating new concepts, language, tools, or cultural patterns; someone who works on what will be usable later rather than what is useful now.
Example:
“She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
Alternate definition (more poetic):
Someone who tends the future the way a gardener tends soil — preparing conditions for things that do not yet exist.
Example:
“He doesn’t make products. He’s a futulier.”
She’s not a planner or a predictor — she’s a futulier. She builds the ideas people will need in ten years.”
futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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Plastiocene Futulier

Plastiocene Futulier
plastiocene futulier
noun
A practitioner who designs and seeds future cultural, material, and conceptual tools for life in the Plastiocene era — a world defined by plastic, synthetic systems, and irreversible human impact.
Example:
“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”
“He’s not just an eco-artist or a futurist — he’s a Plastiocene futulier, building rituals and tools for the world we’ve already made.”
Plastiocene Futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Out-of-Phase Futulier

Out-of-Phase Futulier
out-of-phase futulier
noun
A person who creates, designs, or thinks for a future that hasn’t arrived yet, making their work feel strange, premature, or out of sync with the present.
Everyone thought it was nonsense, but that’s just what an out-of-phase futulier looks like.”

“He’s not behind the times — he’s an out-of-phase futulier. His work just isn’t for now.”
Out-of-Phase Futulier by Heymuse January 2, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026