CorgisDie's definitions

Leaning Tower of Cheeza

noun: A Leaning Tower of Piza made out of spray cheese, using a cracker, or even the palm of your hand as a base.

verb: The act of making a Leaning Tower of Piza out of spray cheese.

Bobby: "Max, look. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"

by CorgisDie May 11, 2018

MiG-15

A homophobic slur, referring to the Mikoyan MiG-15, whose NATO designation was "Fagot."

"The Acolyte deserves a second season!"
"Whatever, MiG-15."

by CorgisDie March 6, 2025

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

sandwich

Someone who is inbred.

"That guy is so inbred that he's a sandwich."

by CorgisDie January 11, 2017

bigot

Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

"Guns kill people!"
"People have been killing people long before guns were invented."
"Fuck you, you racist sexist bigot!"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

let's play trash

Noun: A video game, most often a PC game, that's popular only because YouTubers are currently playing it. Regardless of whether they're actually good or not, they're simply fads that will come and go over the course of 12 months, maximum. Prime examples of let's play trash would be Slender: The Eight Pages, Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy's, Happy Wheels, Undertale, and Bendy and the Ink Machine.

I'm not going to pay $10 for let's play trash that no one will remember in a year.

by CorgisDie September 27, 2017