Plows 

A word that can replace any other word in a sentance, as long as it sounds good.

Jeff: "Hey, John. How plows you today?"
John: "I plows good."

Plows by El Jef'e May 20, 2010

Cheek Plow 

A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable.

"Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."

Cheek Plow by F. Sulkaman December 27, 2007

Plow City 

More than a city, a mind set and lifestyle embodying all that is wonderful in life.

That dude pulls mad bitches. He must be mayor of Plow City

Plow City by Plow City Mayor June 23, 2012

Plowing The Snow

The act of cutting/mixing and moving large quantities of cocaine for distribution.

"What did you get upto last night?"

"I was busy plowing the snow for the locals, there was too much of it in one place"

Plowing The Snow by Ricky Quen May 7, 2017

Plous 

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

plowin the back 40 

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

plowin the back 40 by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Ploish 

Verb: To move so far beyond the boundaries of a map so that there are no longer any objects or terrain within the draw distance, leaving one stranded in a blank plain. Most commonly a result of falling off the edge of the map in poorly-coded Unity games.

Roughly half of Gaming Garbage's videos end in ploishing.

Ploish by that one guy in the sweatshirt April 13, 2014